The North Carolina Eldritch Bear Alien was sighted in North Carolina on November 26, 2003, at 5:00 a.m. The witness left home early for deer hunting. A minute before dawn, a bright red light appeared above a ridge opposite to his location, less than 200 yards away. 10 minutes later he heard a loud noise from that direction. He raised his rifle and looked through the scope to locate the source of the noise. He spotted a figure standing behind a tree staring at him. It resembled an impossibly large bear and hid behind the tree after being noticed. It leaned back out, described as seven feet tall, pasty grey,…